::: Krycek's Pad :::

Welcome to my pad! I'm Alex Krycek and this is the best part of the whole entire website! You know, because I'm DA Man and the Hunky Punk! Hehe! Isn't so cool that the website address Mulder and I have our awesome website hosted on is hunky-punk.com? I totally won that battle! Ha!

Don't you all just love that drunk jumping mouse ? It's the best! My favorite image on the web, besides my own photos and Marita's. Oh, but if I catch any guys out there looking at her, you're gonna die because RULE #1!!!! No one but me looks at Marita so I have every right to kick you in the bum (unless you are bigger than me, then I'll find someone else to kick your ass, but I can still do it myself because I'm DA MAN! And don't anyone out there forget it!!)

So what can you find here at my sexy pad? Everything about me! Like I said, this is the best part of the site. So stay awhile. Oh, and if you are sexy lady, let me assure you, I love sex! Leave me a note on Goofy Spooky and say just how much sexier I am than Mulder. Or how much more cooler I am than him too. You know, because I'm the Hunky Punk.

Alex's Groovy Table of Contents

Things Everyone Wants To Know About Alex Krycek - Indepth information on Alex Krycek, his family, and his Marita Lynn.

Me & Marita Page - Indepth information about Marita and Me!

My Ideas for Super Buddies - Old Super Buddies ideas I had when the club was still around.

My Bestest Buddies - My opinions of my buddies!

My Softer More Sensitive & Creative Side - Featuring the poem "My Marita Lynn" and lyrics to songs I've written.

The Many Occupations of Alex Krycek - All the jobs I ever had. From Burger Boy to sexy Film Director and FBI Agent to responsible School Principal.

Propose to Alex Krycek - Not that I'll say "yes" since I love Marita, but still, you never know. Let me know how much you love me!

Awesome Photos of Me in Random Places - As if I weren't awesome on my own, but now I'm in awesome places!