::: Krycek's Pad :::
Awesome Photos of Me in Random Places
This
is me at the iceberg. See how godly I am? I'm standing on water
and not sinking! Eat that all you people who don't believe that
I'm DA Man! I so proved you wrong! I bet you can't stand on water
like me. Anyway... this place was pretty neat, and a bit cold, but
I managed. I had to leave rather quickly though because I was so
hot I was starting to metl the icebergs... there were two big ones
out there and the one I'm standing closest to completely melted
under my steamy hotness!
Paris
is the city of love and let me tell you, The City of Love loves
Alex Krycek! See how tall and handsome I am in front of the Eiffel
Tower? And people say I'm a small guy! Yeah well, what the hell
do they know? Aparently nothing!
Marita loves Paris and I love Marita. The best part about Paris,
other than the lights and love, is the Moulin Rouge! Man, I could
spend all my time there! Did you know that Paris has sex shops pretty
much anywhere you go? What's up with America and not having those?
Or was I just in the right places while on my trip. Probably.
Anyway, that's how I saw Paris.
Italy,
a place to be on Italian time! I love the Leaning Tower of Pizza...
just kidding, I know it's Pisa, but it's more fun to say "pizza".
I love pizza and the Italian's really know their stuff! If only
American food were that good. I think I should move to Italy or
something. The women there are pretty spicy hot if you ask me! Grrr!
Mreow!!!
Now I'm hungry... or I'm horny... I'm not sure which... either
way I'm bound to have a good time!
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