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Awesome Photos of Me in Random Places

This is me at the iceberg. See how godly I am? I'm standing on water and not sinking! Eat that all you people who don't believe that I'm DA Man! I so proved you wrong! I bet you can't stand on water like me. Anyway... this place was pretty neat, and a bit cold, but I managed. I had to leave rather quickly though because I was so hot I was starting to metl the icebergs... there were two big ones out there and the one I'm standing closest to completely melted under my steamy hotness!

Paris is the city of love and let me tell you, The City of Love loves Alex Krycek! See how tall and handsome I am in front of the Eiffel Tower? And people say I'm a small guy! Yeah well, what the hell do they know? Aparently nothing!

Marita loves Paris and I love Marita. The best part about Paris, other than the lights and love, is the Moulin Rouge! Man, I could spend all my time there! Did you know that Paris has sex shops pretty much anywhere you go? What's up with America and not having those? Or was I just in the right places while on my trip. Probably.

Anyway, that's how I saw Paris.

Italy, a place to be on Italian time! I love the Leaning Tower of Pizza... just kidding, I know it's Pisa, but it's more fun to say "pizza". I love pizza and the Italian's really know their stuff! If only American food were that good. I think I should move to Italy or something. The women there are pretty spicy hot if you ask me! Grrr! Mreow!!!

Now I'm hungry... or I'm horny... I'm not sure which... either way I'm bound to have a good time!