::: Krycek's Pad :::
My Softer More Sensitive & Creative Side

Here are some of my favorite poems and lyrics I have written. By far my most famous poem is "My Marita Lynn". "My Marita Lynn" was written back during a time where Marita was saying that we were never together, never had been, never will be, ect, and she was dating a guy named Robert Alfredo.

"My Marita Lynn"
by: Alex Krycek

So fair and so sweet,
She knocks me off my feet.

So beautiful and kind,
And now we don't drink red wine.

Dammit all to hell,
I wish I would've fell.

Into the depths of despair,
She was my only dear.

Now she's with another man,
And she is no longer my wo-man.

I wish I could die,
But that would make it a tie.

She was my only one,
She made my heart run.

Like a flower in the wind,
She is no longer my Marita Lynn

This next one is a song I wrote called "Bat Poop Eyes". It's by far my most famous song... well, one of them anyway.

"Bat Poop Eyes"
by: Alex Krycek

Your eyes, so dark and sexy.
But you don’t know why they’re waxy.
You don’t know what they came of.
Oh if you only knew, you’d throw up.
Oooooh oooooh oooooooooh...

But you don’t know that your eyes
Are made of bat poop
In your eyes.
You don’t know!
You don’t know!

You don’t know... your eyes are bat poop eyes...

The mascara you buy
Oooh ooh...
If you only knew...
Ooh ooh ooh...
You’d never wear your black lashes again
Never again...
Ooh oooooh...
She wears bat poop eyes...
She wears bat poop eyes...
Bat poop eyes...
Bat poop eyes...
Oooooh yeah... bat poop eyes...
In her eyes...
She’s got bat poop eyes...

This next song I sang at the Opening Ceremonies at the 2006 Winter Olympics in Torino, Italy. It's one of my favorite rap songs because it's about Olympic and World Figure Skater, Michelle Kwan, she's my favorite!

"The OGM"
By: Alex Krycek

She’s got the A plus, plus!
She’s gonna kick Ira’s butt!
Yo! She da best. She da Kween!
And she gonna win the OGM!
That’s right yo!
Oh yeah, the OGM, stands fo Olympic Gold Medal!
She da best and Sasha stole my name!
Dat mean she gonna be maimed!
But not by me, but a nagging injury!
Da Kween will rise above them all!
Sasha Cohen will fall!
Oh yeah, Buddy!
Da Kween will win the OGM!
CHORUS! BABY! YEAH!
Da OGM! Oh yes, da OGM!
Da OGM gonna belong to da Kween!
Dats my OTP!
Yo!