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Things Everyone Wants To Know About Alex Krycek
Real Name: Alexander Sergeiovich Krycek II Jr.
Name I Go By: Krycek
Name Only Marita Can Call Me: Alex
Marita's Pet Name For Me: Snuggums
My Pet Name For Marita: Snuffles
Home Address: Apt. 42
Phone Number: (202) 555-5555
Single? Sorry ladies... I've got Marita.
Birthday: January 28, 1969
Birthdate I Wish I Had: June 9, 1969 (get it...
6-9-69)
Location of Birth: St. Petersburg, Russia
Eye Color: Emerald Green
Hair Color: Lucsious Brown
Lip Color: Ruby Red
Height: Delicious 6'1"
Weight: Only Marita would know.
Sex: Yes please.
Parents: Yelena Ilianova Krycek & Sergei Andreiovich
Krycek (divorced, mother: deceased; father: drunk)
Siblings: Svetlana Sergeiova Krycek (sadly still
alive), Alexander Sergeiovich Krycek I (my twin), Alexander Sergeiovich
Krycek II (my other twin), Olga Sergeiova Krycek, Ekaterina Sergeiova
Krycek, Ilia Sergeiovich Krycek, Marina Sergeiova Krycek, Alexei
Sergeiovich Krycek, Donald Sergeiovich Krycek (he was adopted).
What I Will Name Mine & Marita's Children:
Alex Alexandrovich Krycek, Lynn Alexandrova Krycek (those are for
our first two who will always be more special than any others),
Alexei Alexandrovich Krycek, Alexander Alexandrovich Krycek IV (I
always liked the sound of "The Fourth", since that is
what I wish I were, except my drunken father decided to have it
as "The Second Junior"), Lynnarita Alexandrova Krycek.
I was threatened that I should name a few kids after the Super Buddies,
here goes: Danarita Alexandrova Krycek, Fox Alexandrova Krycek,
Skinman Alexandrovich Krycek, John Alexandrovich Krycek.
Other Names I Will Name Mine & Marita's Children:
Jimmy & Joey (twins), Tommy, Alice and Stephanie (the youngest
by nine years).
Favorite TV Shows: Syndicate X, my home video
collection, Cops, Americas Most Wanted (need to make sure I'm not
on there), ABC Evening News with Peter Jennings, Entertainment Tonight,
Hard Copy, CNN, Larry King Live, Local News, Care Bears, Dateline,
Politically Incorrect, C-SPAN, Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, Craig Kilborn,
re-runs of the local news, Access Hollywood, The Man Show, Playboy
channel (once I submitted a home video of myself and Marita, they
never answered me back), Unsolved Mysteries (that I've caused),
Rugby, Soccer, Russian News via satellite (that Mulder doesn't know
I have), The FBI Files, Mad TV, Saturday Night Live, V.I.P., Zorro.
Favorite Music: Rachmaninov, Alla Pugachova
Favotite Food: Anything but what Scully cooks.
Preferable something I can eat off of Marita.
Pets: Nope... unless you count the time I stole
Mulder's fish...
Occupation: Elementary School Teacher
See my other jobs!
Real Occupation: Assassin for The Syndicate
Boss' Name: Alexander Sergeiovich Krycek (the most
important), Walter Sergei Skinner for a time, then Bradley Marcus
Westely Follmer, and the biggest thron in my side: The Cigarette-Smoking
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