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Ok, so one day I was going to the kitchen. I thought Mulder was out of the house. But then, I hear his voice in the other room... and it seems like he is talking to someone... I go in... and I swear... it was another man! Mulder has to be gay! And somehow we got this picture... I drink a lot... Mulder is scary sometimes. I swear he hits on me... maybe I should move out or something. Anyway... the bottle in my hand is my favorite wine... I drank the whole bottle that night...

One day I walk in to the apartment. I hear this loud noise coming from the kitchen. Naturally, I start to think What the heck is Mulder up to now... but when I go in... it's Scully cooking! She can't cook! And she made me eat this unimaginable food! It was a nightmare! I thought it was going to be the end of me... But the look on my face in this pic is the face I made when I saw her cooking...

Ok... so this has to be the stupidest look I've ever had on my face. Well... you see... I walk into the apartment... and I see Mulder watching a tape that me and Martia made a while ago... and he's watching it! And I don't want that. So I totally freak out and run to grab the tape. Mulder was laughing at me the whole time... I also tripped... and that wasn't very fun... now, I hide all my tapes from Mulder. Just to make sure he doesn't see something he shouldn't...

Yes, Mulder plays with little red fire trucks... I think he wanted to be a fire man at one time in his adult life. In this picture, I'm threatening him because he made a mess on my side of the apartment and refused to clean it up. So here I am threatening to throw his fire truck out the window if he doesn't do what I say. Needless to say, Mulder was lazy and lost a red fire truck to some bum on the street... and the mess never got cleaned up...

This is me on the phone with Marita while I cook. I can cook. Scully can't and I was telling Marita that. It was my turn to make a dinner for us. As you can see in the picture, I started early so I wouldn't forget. It's actually a healthy meal because I know how Marita is about her fitness and stuff like that. Plus, if I were to get a nice big and greasy pizza, she would make me work out... and not in the fun bed way... So I decided to play it safe and make a healthy meal.

Ok... so I can explain this one. Marita was at work and so was Scully. I decided to snoop around in their apartment to see what Marita might want for a birthday present. I ended up making a mess. They came home and caught me trying to pick it up. Now, I couldn't tell the truth because then Marita would know I was getting her a birthday present. And it was suppose to be a suprise. So I told them that a man broke in and tried to rob them. But I was the hero and beat the crap out of him and tossed him out of the house and he was never to be heard from again.

Hehe... this is me working in the office. I don't care about the FBI... I just get a pay check from them. And they can't fire me because I'll kill them. So anyway... in this picture I'm chewing on Mulder's pen to piss him off. He's working hard and I'm having fun. I'm working on my talent of making paper airplanes. I'm not very good at making good one's that fly far.

Ok, I don't know who took this picture, but it's not funny. I never sleep like that... who ever took this picture will die! I think it was Mulder, so I'm gonna have to go kill him.

This is a sad sad story... Marita and I had a big huge fight. And she told me she never wanted to see me again (I don't think she could live without me) and she threatened to go over to England to be with her daddy. That way, I could never get her. She stormed out of my apartment (this was before I met Mulder) and was gone. I ran to the airport because my car was in the shop and no taxi driver picked me up... and when I got there, her plane was leaving. I walked around looking all nice for her in my new tux and with flowers... I threw the flowers away out of sadness.

This is another time before I met Mulder and Scully and all them. This is a much happier story than the one above. This was taken on the vacation that Marita and I took. We decided to go mountain climbing in the snow. But when we got there, we saw how high the mountain was and realized how cold it was. So we decided to go ski instead.