::: Star Wars :::
MULDER: May the Force be with you!
KRYCEK: And with you, young Jedi!
MULDER: I can't believe Lucas won't put the original trilogy out
on DVD the way it was meant to be seen!
KRYCEK: I know! How dare he!
MULDER: Anyway, this is our page for "Star Wars"!

Mulder as Han Solo!

Krycek as Luke Skywalker!
And now for the rest of our funny manipulations!
MULDER: My favorite of the trilogy is "Star Wars"
because I love the Storm Troopers and how funny they are!
KRYCEK: I like "Return of the Jedi". Princess
Leia wears that bikini thing and that's hot!
MULDER: Why are you always in the gutter?
KRYCEK: Cuz I like it there! Plus! In "The Empire
Strikes Back", R2-D2 is a drunk and pervie droid! He's always
zig-zagging around and then plugging into walls!
MULDER: *sighs* I know... he created "cyber sex".
*rolls eyes*
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I-C-U-P! Where
could he be? |
Storm Troopers...
the stupidest bad guys in all the galaxy! |
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