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Guitar Lessons Without Pain
SKINNER: So Krycek wanted to learn how to play the guitar, however
he neglected to inform me he would be singing as well.
KRYCEK: This is fun :::goofy grin:::
SCULLY: It sucked Alex.
SKINNER: So I taught him the basics, he didn't listen.
SCULLY: And we all suffered.
SKINNER: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star... the Krycek way.
KRYCEK: I thought it was good.
SCULLY: Not as a soprano, honey.
KRYCEK: Ok can we stop being mean and get on with the story.
SKINNER: He broke my guitar.
KRYCEK: It was a cheap piece of crap Skinman!
SCULLY: Krycek got drunk and hit his head like Roger Rabbit singing:
"No pain! No pain!" You get the point. And he ruined Walter's
expensive guitar.
KRYCEK: Do not bash The Rabbit.
SKINNER: You ruined my guitar man -
KRYCEK: I bought you a new one -
SKINNER: A crap one -
SCULLY: Enough!
Long and lengthy silence
KRYCEK: :::low and innocent::: I just wanted to sing a song to Marita...
SCULLY: Called "No Pain!"? :::arches eyebrow:::
SKINNER: He does things. (beat) Hey, Dana speaking about things
...
KRYCEK: Oh geez! :::stomps out:::
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