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Wedding Bells Will Be Ringing

KRYCEK: Here's a good one. One for the books.
SCULLY: Shut up.
KRYCEK: No. :::chuckles::: So Mulder... decided he would get sweet 'ol innocent Scully drunk. Little did he know things would turn.
SCULLY: That's my evil twin.
KRYCEK: Uh huh, sure. Anyways... he took her out for a drink at Manner's Bar. They had a little drinking contest between the two of them. I wasn't invited because I'm Russian, I can beat them out. And Scully got the better of Mulder.
SCULLY: And that's the end of the story.
KRYCEK: Not quite. Scully started hanging all over him. Flirting with him, licking his face, pinching his butt... yuck.
SCULLY: No...
KRYCEK: And everybody was watching and Kim -- the bartender -- took this picture, after Scully announced that she and Mulder were getting married. Now this is what Scully doesn't know --
SCULLY: What?
KRYCEK: Good... I have your attention. :::evil grin::: Well, Scully forced Mulder to go to Vegas that night, and being the idiot that he is, he went. They got married at :::looks to Scully::: what was the name of the chapel?
SCULLY: :::looks terrified:::
KRYCEK: Ah! The Chapel Erotica... you don't even want to see the pictures from the wedding... :::looks at Scully with an evil twinkle in eye::: I have them. :::sly grin:::
SCULLY: Ok so that explains why you had me sign a wedding annulment last year... thank you! :::hugs Krycek:::